*serious voice* My name's Liz and I am a fangirl. I have lots of interests and the occasional hobby here and there. I feel I must warn you that I enjoy many shows/movies/books/things so this blog will have lots of things. But most importantly, my dogs :)
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
this is still the best story ever told at a talk show
Sometimes I really fucking hate people
Some asshole called my house tonight asking if we were still looking for my dog Chispita. My mom was the one that answered the phone and she told him yes. So the first thing he asks is how much we’re willing to pay for the dog because he knows where she is. He said that the only way he feels he can “talk” to the family that has my dog and get them to return her depends on how much we were willing to pay. My mom said that right now we’re not well enough economically to offer up much money but we were willing to give him $50.
This fucking douche bag then proceeds to say ‘only $50?’, mulls it over, and then says that he’ll call back.
WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. WRONG. WITH. YOU!?!?!?!?!?!
- # I'M SO FUCKING PISSED
- # LIKE I WANT TO CRY BECAUSE I'M SO ANGRY
- # WHO THE FUCK GAVE HIM THE RIGHT TO HOLD MY DOG HOSTAGE FOR MONEY?!!
- # HOW IS THAT FAIR
- # THE FLYERS WE PUT UP SAID NOTHING ABOUT A REWARD
- # NOTHING
- # BUT I LOOKED UP THE PHONE NUMBER THAT SHOWED UP AND DOUCHE LIVES NEAR MY HOUSE
- # TOMORROW IMMA GO HUNTING FOR HIS ASS
- # WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET THE COPS INVOLVED IF IT DOES TURN OUT HE DOES HAVE MY DOG
- # BECAUSE FUCKER DOESN'T MESS WITH MY FAMILY
- # EVEN IF ITS MY DOGS
- # FUCK
- # YOU
- # ASSHOLE
- # DOUCHE BAG
- # DICK FACE
- # I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL
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High School: Look down, look down, you'll always be a slave; look down, look down, you're standing in your grave
Graduation: Now bring me prisoner 24601, your time is up and your parole's begun, you know what that means
Yes, it means I'm free!
College: No.
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She waited 9 months for her moment
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